Dating an older woman jokes

A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?

Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).

Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette. A: They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough time on the end of your dick.

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A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....." Why do woman have 3 holes? Q: When is the the only time that a women is right?

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?

A: The time that elapses from when you come till she goes.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

Boy: "I named my dog after you" Girl: Aww because it's cute.' Boy: "No, because it's a b*tch." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Because when they get too drunk,you can carry them home like a 6pak!

A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right? Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

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