They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.
Things like when British people want to be really mean, they'll just proceed to be very polite to you. Or, on a more positive note; if a Brit invites you for a drink they very well might be talking about 10 drinks and a kebab.
Twitter user @calluna_, responded to a professor who complained about the millennials being the lamest, most intolerable generation by transcribing a collection of 18th century student disciplinary records, and sharing her findings.
To choose a typeface like the italics, slant and bowed, is apparently to acknowledge subjugation and erasure. The result — the World’s Largest Guitar Effect Pedalboard consisting of 319 effects pedals on 34 individual pedalboards.
In 2012, she had Brian Williams and half of the internet against her.
No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom.
Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest.
It seems to be convincing enough to actually fool some people.
The best is when the actual company account tells everyone that they blocked the fake support account, and nothing ends up happening.
The cool and collected nature of this patron just trying to enjoy his cocktail with a fresh lit cigarette, while being held up at gunpoint is heroic. It features the "ball and box" analogy to illustrate living with grief, and many folks seem to be connecting deeply with it.