But let me check my palm pilot …..(Dustin takes out his palm pilot and starts punching the dates) I can plan on having some time…YES, definitely.
If you were stranded on a desert island, say, the third week in June, I would have some time to rescue you!
Doleen: waiting for more finally says, “But how would we get off the island? ” Daniel- Hey baby, you can surf if you want but not on MY board. (Saying “mothers” kind of slow and affectionate like) Doleen- rather annoyed, Bachelor #1???
The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.
You see I’m a very important man and my schedule is usually booked.
Everyone has experienced a bad date at some point their life.
But this kitty got more than he bargained for when his tinder date refused to leave his house after their date turned south.
(This skit is only as funny as the guy you have doing the stupid things) Finally she tells him that sheÕs only blind in one eye.
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Tonight our lovely bachelorette, Doleen (cub scout dresses as a girl) will choose one lucky bachelor.
“Doleen” enjoys collecting Yugio cards, playing linebacker for the Sirens and building her upper body strength.
As the two boys deliberate how to get rid of her, they try different methods to lure her out of the house but to no avail.
Then, just as Steve has given up hope and goes to ring animal control, he hears a loud noise that catches his attention.
No man, to get off the island I was thinking of just letting you hold on by a rope or somethin’! There is nothing you need more in your life than a good surfboard, and it never hurts to have a few cans of shark repellant! Dustin- Well, Ms., first I would take out .00 and place it in a savings account where you would be earning interest. (cheers will go up in the audience) Host- Great questions and a few good answers.