(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably cant, anyway).
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.
"Do not mess with my mind if you wish to see the next sunrise. Rule Ten: After dark, you will blow your horn once, only once, when leaving the highway.
As soon as you pull in front of the house, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
The one I remember was by a policeman who had rules about dating his daughter. This is similar to what I gave my girls to hand out to the interested young idiots who thought young women or old men don't deserve respect.
Like he needed to meet the young man and get a good look at his face so if there was ever any problem he could hunt the young man down on the street. 10 Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering, because you're sure not picking anything up.
ONE OF THE QUESTIONS ON IT WAS "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BONE?
" ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THIS QUESTIONNAIRE OR KNOW HOW I CAN GET A COPY?Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only words I need from you on this subject is:"Sir" and "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.If you cannot keep your hands off of my daughter's body in public, I will remove them from your arms.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are no crowds, beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or carefree happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.