Cheerleaders, baby talk, getting drunk, British accents, you can't go 5 minutes without him commenting that SOMETHING one of the girls is doing is giving him a boner).It gets really dark the first episode when it's clear as day that some conventionally unattractive girls were kept around to be the butts of jokes.
But the demands of life-on-the-road for the ultimate rocker have taken a toll..his love life.
Twenty lucky ladies will get their chance for an All-Access pass to Bret Michaels' heart and to share in all his superstar lifestyle.
Some of the challenges were based on situations they might encounter if chosen to be Bret's girl.
The winner was 24 year-old, Jes Rickleff from Naperville, Illinois.
Since 1986 when MTV introduced the world to the blue-eyed lead singer of Poison, women around the world have worshiped Bret Michael's as a veritable Rock God.
Never out of the spotlight, Bret's career is still rocking with Poison and as a successful solo artist and the women are still lining up in hopes of a lying down with the sexy star.The girls who best meet Bret's needs shall be rewarded with exclusive gifts, dates and travels worthy of a music superstar.Over several weeks, Bret will offer the women who rock his world VIP passes allowing them to remain in his home - and his heart. Competition will be ferocious - for in the end only one lady will walk away a true Rock Star Girlfriend.There's a gag with one of them is that she's posing for a picture and an egregious cracked-lens graphic comes over the screen, cuz lol she broke the camera.I could go on for another 67 paragraphs, but was curious if anyone had rewatched this or any other VH1 dating shows and had juicy Bach comparison. Every thing he said was just some form of:"And Daisy was looking SUPER hot, and I was totally STOKED to be riding these BADASS motorcycles with her, and she looked like a total babe in her outfit..."It truly made me realize how necessary it is to have the presence of Chris Harrison/some other host-type person.Bret will invite twenty handpicked beautiful women to move into his rock and roll palace in the Hollywood Hills and compete for his heart.